Saturday, September 17, 2011

Hangover Haiku:

"To the dog"
Dear friend, why, oh, why,
At seven in the morning
Did you start barking?

The sun is too bright.
My stomach won't let me sleep;
need Pepto Bismol.

Microwave pasta
for breakfast: ultimately
unsatisfying.

No voice, little sleep,
A monster in my belly
keeps me from coffee.

"Eventually,"
I'll stop this routine.
No one to take care of me,
time to go throw up.